If any of y'all have a female dog, I'm sure you've have that conversation. The one where every other female-dog owner loves to tell you all about the horrors of a season. The dogs that scratched at their door keeping them up all night, the ones that followed them home while they were out for a walks, the female dogs leaving a horrible mess everywhere until the poor owners resorted to doggy diapers (which were readily shredded by said dog), and OH MY GOD MY DOG WAS SO BADLY BEHAVED/ All stories told with a grim smile and a definite feeling of schadenfreude: HAHA I've done it but *you* still have to live through it!
Well, I'm here to say that it's not that bad.
Okay, I'm not gonna lie: I'm glad it only happens every 6 months, and it's not been super fun for poor Hazel. But if you do some pretty easy things it's definitely doable.
First of all, and most coincidentally, our hallway has a dark maroon-y carpet. Awesome. The front room has that horrible red patterned carpet (which I am told is an improvement over the tiles beneath, but I don't know if it is possible to get worse), both of which need to be replaced soonish anyway and the bathroom, kitchen, and living room have tile, vinyl, and wood floors respectively. The only room we needed to keep Hazel out of was the bedroom, as it has a cream carpet. Well and the other bedrooms but A. They've not had any work done yet and B. She's never in them anyway.
This was Bad News. Lemme tell you: the Davemonster and I are not what you would call morning people. Really. By any stretch of the word. Before we got Hazel weekends included breakfast and sometimes lunch in bed and snuggles until like 2. So while Dave drags himself out of bed and off to work every day like a good little bread-winner, Hazel (who is happily also not a morning dog) Hazel and I cozy up in bed and snooze. So this week, we cozy up on the couch, which has been covered with an old duvet. Bah. It is not optimal but one of these days she will stop leaking and all will be comfier again :D
So, the million dollar question: Will we spay? I have no idea :D I feel kind of bad about it but it would make life easier. Also PUPPIES! But at the same time: Puppies. You know what I'm saying.